a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
Me: *bench presses the teacher*
Teacher: Put me down
im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look